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You ask why this is an ANTI-BLOG? Well here's why - Blogs are bullshit. People have been writing online since the mid 1990's and now just because "Journals for Dummies" has been brought to the masses they call it Blogs.
Well for that reason here's my ANTI-BLOG which is the same shit I was doing back in 1997 when I actually had to create my own webpages (what are you a fucking genuis) by hand and put dates on my X-File episode reviews myself (jesus that's slave labor). Ohhhh those were hard times generation "it's so easy and conformist my ass could do it".
07.26.05, 7:05PM
SAVE THE AIR, PUNCH A SMOKER
I have come up with a new and revolutionary way to finally put an end to second hand smoke. Punch them in the face, that's right when a smoker lights up in public just punch them dead in the face. And if we keep doing that and really put in a grass roots effort and keep everyone excited about the new "Save the Air, Punch a Smoker" campaign, it's gonna stop. Then you would also know who's a smoker cause they'd be walking around with black eyes, hence, making they easier to track to make sure they don't light up - but if they do, you know what to do - punch then real hard right in the face! Tyson their ass! (Now I mean early Tyson, not the muslim, face tatoo wearing washout)
I mean, you want to smoke in your own self-contained vat of poison, I'm all for it. But when you smoke in public you're slowing murdering everyone around you. I'm surprised the Catholic Church hasn't jumped on this one yet - they're so worried about the sanctity of life, no abortion, well when you kill a fetus you're only killing 1 person but when you smoke in public you are killing everyone around you. What about that PopieBoy, where's your high and mighty ass on that one biotch?
07.26.05, a few minutes before 7:05PM
A STRAIGHT GIRL'S GUIDE TO HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE A LESBIAN
- If you had sexual relations with a woman, would you want to see her the next day?
o If yes, would you want to talk about it?
- Have you ever watched porn?
o If yes, which do you prefer?
- Women with women
- Women with men
- Women with women and men
- Do you stare at woman's asses and tits?
- Do you comment on what women you find attractive when talking to men and/or other women?
- When you drink alcohol do you want to be with a woman?
- When you drink alcohol do you want to go to a sex club?
- When you drink alcohol do you want to go to a lesbian club?
- Now that I've asked all these questions about women are you excited?
o If yes, are you thinking about or looking sexually at a women near you?
There is actually no purpose to these questions because I really don't give a shit what you fuck - but now that I got you thinking, please on me - fuck something.
Thank you.
Stardate Log 6969
07.13.05
WEBSITE INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
I can't stand when people use inspiration quotes from other's on their website. All that says to me is that you are stupid and if I want to read anything interesting I should go to that other person's site. I mean if I wanted to read about Martha Graham and how "everyone has their own life force and vitality...blah blah" I can go fucking look her up. Either write something interesting - you dumb fuck - or leave it alone and acknowledge that you can't come up with anything worth saying yourself!
Wow I sound angry. Haa - fuck it.
07.05.05
HAVING KIDS
I was recently asked why I did not want to have children. Now while I can't speak for other women, for myself I am not ready to give up my life to have children, and that's what it really is no matter how many delusional mothers say different. Since there are so many choices out there now as far as careers and how you want to live your life it can take a very long time to figure out and pursue your dream and a woman's biological clock really just gets in the way. In addition to the fact that having a kid is something any woman can do and is expected to do by society which is an immediate insult to myself and automatic cause of rebellion.
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